A McDojo is a school that teaches a watered-down and impractical form of martial arts in the name of making money. (Also Belt Factory, McKarate, Watered-down and sports based). As you can guess these are not complimentary terms. They do, however, address a very real problem among commercialized schools, namely high priced, low quality, fast paced padded and unqualified -- instruction. For exorbitant fees, these schools offer you fast advancement and ranking in the martial arts. The problem with all of this is that despite this is that a) You still can't fight your way out of a wet kleenex and b) how you were taught to move is actually physically damaging to your joints. 

93 Warning Signs Your Dojo is a McDojo

  1. You wear multicolored uniforms.
  2. The dojo advertises as “Non-Contact Karate”.
  3. You wear a thousand badges/patches on your gi.
  4. You are awarded black belt in 1-2 years.
  5. Advancement to the next rank is an expense (and a hefty one at that), instead of an honorful achievement.
  6. Prospective students are required to become a member/subscribe before even trying a lesson.
  7. Your sensei is a “grandmaster” with 7th dan or above, yet is 30 years or younger.
  8. There is a “special course” that’ll get you black belt in 6 months or less.
  9. (And yes, that course is super expensive.)
  10. Your sensei won’t spar/fight with you because he “doesn’t want to hurt you”.
  11. Individual development and personal expression is virtually non-existant. Instead, a strong conformist mentality is encouraged, since this inflexible mindset is what makes it easy for a sensei to rule the dojo.
  12. You are never taught bunkai (applications) to moves.
  13. If you are taught bunkai, they never work – except when your sensei does them.
  14. Instructors wear special ‘instructor belts’ rather than regular belts reflecting their true ranking.
  15. There are many claims of being an “award winning dojo”, with little or no solid evidence to back this up.
  16. Your sensei studied marketing longer than Karate.
  17. Instructors are required to have the dojo’s decals on their car.
  18. You never practise low kicks.
  19. There is a sign that says “Guaranteed Black Belt”.
  20. There are 11th dan, 12th dan, 13th dan or even higher grades.
  21. Your sensei has one of those grades.
  22. …and he “got it in Japan”.
  23. Your style was created by your sensei, yet it’s still “traditional” – and it has several “special advantages” over all other styles. Oh, and most likely, the name of the style is absurdly long.
  24. There are camouflage belts.
  25. You have stripes on your belt that signify how much you have paid (rather than what rank you have)
  26. Gradings are fifteen minutes long.
  27. There are 7-year old black belts.
  28. The dojo sign has the words ‘traditional’, ‘commando’, ‘classical’, ‘effective’, ‘100%’, ‘original’, ‘Okinawan’, ‘dragon’, ‘Japanese’, ‘secret’ and ‘elite’ in the same sentence.
  29. Between belt grades you get colored tabs on your belt to denote ‘half’ or ‘quarter’ ranks.
  30. You can grade via mail order.
  31. Wearing/buying the dojo merchandize is mandatory.
  32. Your dojo is cluttered with trophies. So cluttered that every time you take a step towards any direction in a kata, you’re actually stepping on a trophy.
  33. Speaking of kata; there are waaaay too many of them.
  34. Your grandmaster is 14-times World Champion (WKITSKTFKTAF)
  35. You are not allowed to compete. It is not “honorful”.
  36. You are required to compete. It is “honorful”.
  37. Cheesy sales tactics are used to effectively bind up loyal customers (a.k.a. “students”).
  38. You are doing kata to music.
  39. If you use weapons, they glow in the dark and weigh a maximum of 3 oz.
  40. The instructor uses students as punching bags.
  41. Movements don’t have names – they have numbers.
  42. The dojo’s web address is printed on the back of your uniform.
  43. The dojo’s phone number is printed on the back of your uniform.
  44. The instructor refuses to teach you certain techniques, because they are “too deadly”
  45. (When in fact, the instructors is just holding you back for fear that you’ll get better than him.)
  46. The instructor demands respect. He doesn’t earn it.
  47. Red gi for the grandmaster, black gi for instructors and white gi for regular students.
  48. You must pay for an entire year up front, no refunds (long-term contracts with no termination clauses).
  49. Your sensei sounds and acts like a motivational speaker.
  50. Besides teaching Karate, your grandmaster also teaches ‘cardio kickboxing’ (or similar).
  51. Reference is repeatedly made to the notorious “street”, and what works/doesn’t work there.
  52. The dojo has an official mascot.
  53. Your sensei can’t explain the meaning of any given technique.
  54. Nobody ever fails at a grading.
  55. Kids’ classes are more games and chaos than actual Karate.
  56. First thing that greets students when they enter the dojo? A cash register.
  57. Senior students are required to recruit new members door to door.
  58. Your dojo website doesn’t say anything about the actual style of Karate, but instead makes lot of reference to “empowerment”, “mindfulness”, “concentration”and tournament results.
  59. Time-based progression through ranks, rather than achievement-based.
  60. Your sensei has registered his fists as ‘deadly weapons’ with the local police authorities.
  61. Your grandmaster rarely teaches stuff hands-on (he has assistants for that).
  62. There are “forbidden” techniques that only certain students are taught.
  63. You’re wearing a taekwondo uniform.
  64. Cross training is discouraged.
  65. Other schools are talked down.
  66. Kyu grade students are recruited to become instructors early on, and put in ‘accelerated learning programs’.
  67. Your grandmaster has a habit of dating students.
  68. “Sensei, when will I learn my next kata?”
  69. “When you buy the DVD!”
  70. You are rarely taught philosophical concepts, strategy or theory.
  71.  Doing stuff that’s “correct” is seen as more important than doing stuff that actually works.
  72. You practise harnessing your ki/chi power.
  73. Quantity is encouraged over quality – both physical and theoretical.
  74. The sensei is always right, everybody else are wrong.
  75. The style is always right, everything else is wrong.
  76. The dojo is always right, everyplace else is wrong
  77. Questioning the style, teacher, lineage or dojo is a big no-no.
  78. New students aren’t allowed to watch a class; “Just sign the dotted line.”
  79. Your sensei adds/changes/removes techniques when he feels like it. Which is basically every week.
  80. Your sensei teaches crescent kicks as disarming techniques for handguns and knives.
  81. You train defense against baseball bats by blocking with your forearm.
  82. Your sensei invokes fear.
  83. You bow to a huge portrait of your sensei hanging on the wall.
  84. There are “hidden” techniques in kata.
  85. When you practise self-defense, it’s always based on a scenario where your opponent steps towards you with a straight punch and then leaves his/her arm dangling in front of you as you execute 5-10 different finishing techniques.
  86. Your sensei knows the ‘no-touch’ K.O.
  87. Your memory to recall techniques is tested more often than your actual skill in performing techniques.
  88. Your instructor prefers to use “grandmaster”, “master” or “sensei” rather than his real name. Both in print and person.
  89. Showing techniques you learnt from someplace else is frowned upon.
  90. The dojo equipment can’t stand full contact use.
  91. Students scream more than they bow.
  92. If you make a mistake, it’s quickly (and often loudly) pointed out by your sensei. But when you make something correct? Crickets.
  93. You practise backflips.

Source: http://www.karatebyjesse.com/93-signs-of-a-mcdojo/


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